Thursday, July 31, 2008

Breaking News


This just in at the studios of WHAT.
Siamese twins known only as Happy and Dopey are soon to be seperated. The conjoined twins have to legally agree which one gets the humor part of the brain and which one gets the intelligence. Doctor John Bozarth says that is 95% chance that the man will get the humor and a 25% chance that the woman will. HMMMM..will check those stats in a minute. Happy said that she wants world peace and everybody to laugh and have fun. Dopey was quoted "get me away from this bit.....get me away from this biscuit eater." Details of the surgery will be posted at a later date.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I might be wrong, but that looks a lot like Jer doing The Jay, and Jay looks like he wants to spew any moment.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Jay is just in a daze by being by such a beauty.

Anonymous said...

This just in......Dr. Bozarth reports a puzzling discovery. Happy has become dorky and Dopey has become sneezey. It may be from the anasthetic.