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Siamese twins known only as Happy and Dopey are soon to be seperated. The conjoined twins have to legally agree which one gets the humor part of the brain and which one gets the intelligence. Doctor John Bozarth says that is 95% chance that the man will get the humor and a 25% chance that the woman will. HMMMM..will check those stats in a minute. Happy said that she wants world peace and everybody to laugh and have fun. Dopey was quoted "get me away from this bit.....get me away from this biscuit eater." Details of the surgery will be posted at a later date.

Sometimes it me

When this old world starts getting me down

And people are just to much for me to take

I climb way up to the top of the stairs

and scream my ever lovin head off at the stupid people that surround me.

God must have sent her

It's late at night

I screwed up again

Tomorrow is her birthday

And I'm without a plan.

She says it doesn't matter

She says that it's alright

I forgot her birthday

She says that it's alright

I don't know why she loves me

I don't know why she cares

God must have sent her to me

He has love to spare

I have been so busy

at work and at the house

I have been so busy

taking for granted my lovely spouse

Usually she smiles

when I mess things up again

Tonight the smile wasn't there

And I haven't got a plan

I don't know why she loves me

I don't know why she cares

God must have sent her to me

He has love to spare

God must have sent her to me

He has love to share

I'm so sorry babe

Happy Birthday Deb

I love you

If is sounds like Jer....

Deb and the kids are in Alabama visiting her brother and his family. I am one unlucky bug. Trying to keep busy but I do not function well without them. Did hang some cabinets in the laundry room yesterday. We have summer squash in the garden that looks like Johns -------.
You fill in the blank. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Admit it

We have all done it. We shouldn't have to be ashamed of it. It is as natural as breathing or eating. What is the big deal. People all over the world do it. I bet someone you know is doing it right now. This very second. We don't need to hide it.

So what. Riley is doing the Jay. Staring off into space when a picture is being taken. No matter how many times you say "get ready", someone isn't looking.

By the way, first rule ablout self pictures is put the big head in back. WHOA!

Ed Bozarth

This is Ed Bozarth. Ed Bozarth is the name of my father. So this must be my father. He is rich and owns several car dealerships. I like Ed Bozarth. I'll take a Chevy Tahoe dad.

Dance Fever

Our niece from Alabama heard that I was the best dancer in the family so I had to show her. I think I got my moves from Aunt Beulah. Makes me wonder. Besides me, who is the best dancer in the Bozarth family.

Happy 4th

When I had to go to Washington D.C. earlier this year, I stopped at the Vietnam Memorial and found Debs uncles name. His name was Sherman Dale Vance and he was killed when his helicopter was shot down. Thought this was a good picture to share when I wished you all a Happy Independence Day. Sorry we won't be down at Jan and Tims.

Dad

Thanks for the picture Joe.

Aunt Bonnie told me this weekend that Dad went into the printing business because his Grandpa John was in the printing business. I didn't know that. I think Jay might have tried printing dollar bills before, so maybe he got that from dad. Wonder what our lives might have been like if Dad was a rich business tycoon. Don't think my childhood would have been any better. Maybe not so many hand me downs from Jane, but not any better.